Rolls Royce Guilded Pickup

I think they're going for a Rolls Royce Silver Spirit/Spur thing here, given the period in which it was made. But I somehow think that crooked F150 headlights really exude that genuine Rolls Royce quality. They inspired me so much to write TWO haiku's, not just one.


Rolls Royce stretch limo?
Crooked truck headlights tell all.
Lincoln Town Car fail.



Nothing says classy
Like F150 headlights
On your stretch limo.