TechArt Cayenne

The widemouthed, surprised looking TechArt Porsche Cayenne bodykit looks to be inspired by Edvard Munch's "The Scream". Which is fitting, as this is the reaction that I had upon first setting eyes upon it. Why is it that every modified Cayenne has to be an orgy of gaping orifices?

C-Cactus, F-Fugly

Vive la France. This 2007 Citroen concept continues it’s recent tradition of introducing bloated organic autos for the show circuit and the road. The C-Cactus recipe includes equal parts of Geely Panda and Porky the Pig, with a bit of Porsche Cayenne thrown in for good measure. There’s word it’ll make it to production – thankfully Citroen doesn’t sell cars in North America.

Extreme Windshield Banners

Not sure who the maker of this kit is, but it follows the tried and true tradition of fitting the largest air intakes possible and filling them with numerous LED lights.

However, the bodykit pales in comparison to what I think is the largest windshield banner I've ever seen - it covers about 75% of the window surface. I've not sure what's on it - looks like a conversation between two men for whatever reason. How the driver can actually seen in front of him I don't know.

Attack of the Clones: RUF Stormster

The bloated widebody kit on the Cayenne, plus it's maniacally grinning grille, small 911 headlights and green paint reminds me horned "pacman" frog in defense mode. I'm not sure "angry frog" was the look they were going for.